Friendship of Gil and Hemp

Gil and Hemp share the same age in years, with them both being thirteen. The only difference is that Hemp was born on March 28, 1997 (just like the real-life Daniel Golden); Gil was born on May 12, 1997 (just like the real-life Gilbert Martinez). Gil often goes to Hemp for advice on how to go through certain situations successfully. After all, Hemp comes from a place where everything happens, just like his older brother Cigarettes. Hemp consults Gil for help trying to understand everything about sexual behaviors and intercourse. (Gil is portrayed as a metaphorical encyclopedia in the show.) The two also share the same sense of humor; in "This Is HUMOR!!!" Hemp starts telling Gil's algebra class a sex joke, and Gil told the punch line at the precise time.

First Animated Short: "TV Sucks"

This was made at about 3:30am by me. I voice Cigarettes in this one as the only one who speaks. Enjoy!

Announcement

I must let you know that posts will be made at an irregular pattern. I am very busy making an animated short of the show. It will focus on the original main characters (Ren, Stimpy, Cigarettes, and Gil).

Please conform to these changes. Thanks.

No Post Yesterday???

I was very busy yesterday...so sorry... =_=

If I ever forget again, ask Ren to maim me. Then, call the local hospital and then wait for a few hours. When I get released from the hospital, have Cigarettes slap me in the face five times. Then, have Ren maim me again. This time, make sure he maims me worse than the first time. Then, contact the hospital again and wait another few hours. After that, then have Ren maim me five times worse than both times combined. If I get knocked out, let me be. If I am on the verge of passing out, let me be. If I die, let me be. Thanks for your concern.

New Bios

The rest of Cigarettes's family - his younger brother Hemp and his father Cocaine - now have bios on this blog.

(Belated) Weekly Question #2

By Season 3, who do you think Cigarettes will pay more attention to?

Gil or Harley?

I know that this question was two days late... =_=v

The Real-Life Harley

The character of Harley is largely based on Gilbert's pet cat of the same name.

 <-- In this photo, you can see Harley's entire body.

 <-- A close-up of Harley.

<-- Another close-up of Harley.

Two New Character Bios!

Two new character bios - Svën Höek and Harley - are now below the bios for the main characters. Also, a new picture of co-creator Daniel Golden has been added for the page "About Daniel Golden," and I even put up a page about University Place, WA (yes, it exists). Go check them out!

Friendship of Cigarettes and Stimpy

Stimpy and Cigarettes have been friends since Kindergarten. In February 1995, Cigarettes was placed in Ren and Stimpy's school (University Place Primary) as an exchange student from another state. Cigarettes was the youngest in the class, being only four years old, but was immediately recognized by his new classmates for his laid-back and cool personality. Many of them assumed that he and Stimpy were related to each other because their noses were similar. Cigarettes liked Stimpy because of his zany personality, and the two befriended. Not long afterward, Cigarettes also befriended Ren. In early May 1997, as explained in "How They All Met," Ren, Stimpy, and Cigarettes were just hanging out after school when Gil's mother came to them holding her newborn son and said, "I need someone to watch Gil while I'm overseas in Europe. Would any of you boys care to watch him for me?" Cigarettes was the first to accept the offer. Meanwhile, Gil was crying out of control because his mother was leaving him. He sobbed, "Mama! Mama!" as his mother drove away. Cigarettes held Gil in his arms, trying to coax him to relax. It wasn't working. Stimpy offered to help, so he placidly took Gil and gently held him against his chest until Gil stopped crying and started to softly purr. Gil then sneezed. The three of them thought it was cute. Cigarettes remarked, "You really know how to take care of infants, Stimps." They nurtured Gil until he was seven years old and his mother returned from Europe. Gil went with her back to his hometown of Pasadena, TX. In August 2007, Gil returned to University Place alone. He ran away from home and flew there all alone for an unknown reason. He recognized Ren, Stimpy, and Cigarettes and asked them if he could live with them. The three of them were in their late teens, so they were responsible enough.

In the show, Stimpy and Cigarettes usually react to Gil's deaths. Stimpy yells, "Holy shit! They/He/She/You/I killed Gil!" Cigarettes responds, "You son of a bitch/sons of bitches!"

UPDATE

I have changed the show's name to "University Place" just to keep it short and sweet. I am going to go ahead and change anything that says "Ren & Stimpy South Park" to the new title.

Friendship/Conflict of Cigarettes and Ren

The conflict between Ren and Cigarettes is even more violent than the conflict between Ren and Gil. Ren teases Cigarettes much of the time because he was born in Brooklyn, New York. In "The Malevolent Ren," he insults Cigarettes by saying, "If you were human, you would be a negro." But he is proven wrong in "Oh The Humanity!" when Cigarettes's human self is Caucasian. Ren is forced to eat his own words as Cigarettes goes up to him, says, "Do I look negro to you, Ren?" and gives him the middle finger. Ren hardly shows that he cares about Cigarettes.

Friendship of Stimpy and Gil

Stimpy and Gil have been friends since Gil was a kitten. When Gil was dependent of being nurtured, Stimpy (who was only eight years old at the time) took the most care of him. In "How They All Met," it is shown that when Gil is sleeping, Stimpy placidly holds him in his arms and gently rocks him back and forth, and when Gil cries, Stimpy lets him suck on his finger to help calm him down. Stimpy stopped treating Gil like a baby when Gil achieved the age of four years. Yet for some strange reason, Gil started getting killed as soon as he turned ten years old. Whenever Gil gets killed, Stimpy is usually the first to react by yelling, "Holy shit! They/He/She/You/I killed Gil!" Cigarettes is next to react by shouting, "You son of a bitch/sons of bitches!"

Friendship of Ren and Stimpy

Ren and Stimpy have been best friends since they were in Kindergarten. As explained in the Season 6 episode, "How They All Met," it shows Ren, Stimpy, and Cigarettes in their Kindergarten class. Gil isn't with them because he wasn't born yet. Nobody liked Ren because he picked on everyone constantly. That very fact made Ren depressed when he was alone. Stimpy was already friends with Cigarettes, who all the kids thought was the coolest. One day, Stimpy noticed that Ren was lonely and went to him. He asked, "What's the matter?" Ren answered, "Nobody likes me." Stimpy's next words were the kindest Ren had ever received. "Well, I like you." "Really?" "Yep." "Hey, what's your name?" "Stimpy. Yours?" Ren whispered his real name in Stimpy's ear, then normally said, "Just call me Ren." Stimpy then introduced Ren to Cigarettes. Since that day, Ren, Stimpy, and Cigarettes were friends. In the show, Stimpy is Ren's lackey and main consultant.

Friendship/Conflict of Ren and Gil

Ren and Gil hardly seem to get along with each other well. Ren always teases Gil about everything, and Gil sometimes shouts at him in protest, but other times he shows his fear of Ren. In the episodes, "The Malevolent Ren" and "The Fucking," Gil shows obvious fear and shyness of Ren, especially when in both episodes Ren goes on a rampage. Ren always badmouths Gil and tells him that he loathes him and that he wishes that Gil would just die and never come back, but deep down, Ren cares for Gil. In the episode, "How They All Met," Ren, as well as Cigarettes and Stimpy, "awws" the kitten (Gil) whenever it sneezes and purrs. In the episode, "Relations," Ren admits to Gil that "[he] only scare[s] [him] just for fun, and [he] really care[s] about [him]." After he says this, Gil is so touched by his words that he hugs him and starts crying.

Friendship of Gil and Cigarettes

Cigarettes and Gil are best friends with each other. Cigarettes says, in the episode "Movie Mayhem," that he appreciates Gil because "he treats [him] like a person and not like a pile of furry turds that not even flies go near," and for that reason he chooses Gil to go with him to the movies. Immediately after Cigarettes says this line, Gil runs up to him and hugs him out of appreciation. Gil later explains to him that it was because "it was the nicest thing someone has ever done for [him]."

New Search Engine!

Now you can search for Ren & Stimpy Blog Posts with this simple search engine tool provided by Google! Here are some search suggestions:

• Ren
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• Texan Rage
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New Blogo + Other Blogos

Yes, you may have noticed that in celebration of Valentine's Day, I have created a new blog logo. I will keep it up until February 19, 2011, and then I'll repeat this process for each year after that.

On March 28 and May 12 of each year, there will be a Happy Birthday blog logo to celebrate the birthdays of the show's creators.

The blog logos will also celebrate American holidays, such as Independence Day (July 4) and Thanksgiving (third Thursday of November).

Don't forget to tell your friends about this blog!

Plans For Future Seasons

Season 2: Svën Hoëk, Ren's Swedish cousin, comes to University Place in Episode 1 of the Season ("Svën Comes Over") and returns to Sweden in Episode 12 of the Season ("Svën's Heartfelt Goodbye").
Season 3: Harley, Gil's older sister, joins the main characters.
Season 4: Gil's face and voice is revealed in Episode 11 of the Season.
Season 5: The main characters are in Pasadena, Texas (Gil's birthplace), for the summer through the entire Season.
Season 6: In Episode 5, "Brooklyn Rage," the main characters are in Brooklyn, New York. In Episode 10, "The 1st Annual Sing-Off," the characters are against each other in a singing competition along with Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. Gil's singing voice is revealed.

More ideas for future seasons will come soon. :)

Things That Confuse Stimpy

1. Professor Layton.
2. Any complicated tongue twister.
3. Geometry.
4. Why people see him as a fat idiot.

Weekly Question #1 (2/11/11)

What other captions would fit nicely in those speech bubbles? Responses are to be left as comments!


Tune in every Friday for more weekly questions! 
Why Fridays? Because they're the best day of the week! (In my humble opinion.)

Things That Make Gil Laugh

1. Sexual innuendos (which he calls "Sexendos")
2. When Ren is either dissed or proven wrong.
3. Misspellings and failed English.
4. Siggas, the "Angry Black Man"*


*Black Man is Angry at KFC (Siggas Video)

Stuff Stimpy Says When He's Incredibly Relaxed

1. "Sorry, I'm busy being lost in my mind. Please call again later."
2. "Get me some chicken; I need food for my trip."
3. Any given proverb.
4. "I'm not fat. I'm just awesome like that."

Things That Trigger Gil's "Texan Rage"

1. If he gets pissed off for more than one minute.
2. When someone talks trash about Texas.
3. People calling him a "stupid Texan".
4. If he's hungry for too long.
5. If you pester him by asking him to take off his hood.

Whenever Gil enters his "Texan Rage" state, you can either...
1. Try to help him regain serenity.
2. Take back anything you said bad about Texas and then let him punch your chest.
3. Do nothing at all.
4. Feed him.
5. Quit pestering him.

Things To Do When You Trigger Cigarettes's "Brooklyn Rage"

1. Don't say anything bad about him nor Brooklyn.
2. Try to get on his good side.
3. Don't tick him off.
4. RUN AWAY!

Choose One

Why should you do any one of these? Because if you don't and if Cigarettes unleashes his "Brooklyn Rage" on you, he might beat you to death or something like that. No worries...if you hate your life!

Things That Get Gil Down

1. Whenever Ren yells at him over nothing.
2. Being ostracized.
3. Having major disappointment.
4. Knowing that no one understands what he's saying and thus nobody listens to him.

Sneak Peek of S1: E2: Movie Mayhem Script (WARNING: Contains strong language!)

[The four main characters are sitting around at home watching reality shows on TV. They are bored out of their minds. Cigarettes is holding a cup of Pepsi filled with only water.]
{On TV screen}
Snooki: I am so much better than you, bitch!
Girl 1: Get out of my face!
[Snooki and Girl 1 start fighting.]
{In real life}
Ren: (groans) This show is ass.
Gil: All reality shows are ass, Ren.
Cigarettes: (drinks some water) Well, there must be SOMETHING to do.
{On TV}
Announcer 1: It's here! The movie you've been waiting for since 1996!
Announcer 2: Duke Nukem Takes Tacoma!
Duke: The name's Duke Nukem, and I'm gonna kick your ass.
Announcer 1: Coming January 31, 2011!
Announcer 2: If you miss this, you're a fucking douche bag!
[Commercial ends.]
{In real life}
Cigarettes: Holy shit, guys! I've thought of something we could do! We could go see the new Duke Nukem movie tomorrow!
Gil: To think that the guy who originally played Duke Nukem portrays Big the Cat in the Sonic franchise.
Stimpy: I never knew that.
Gil: Now you do.
Cigarettes: (to Gil) Since when have we been talking about that? (to everyone) Anyway, I think that'd be the coolest thing ever!
Ren (grinning): Not a bad idea there, Ciggie.
Cigarettes (embarrassed yet somewhat angry): Don't call me that. That's what my mom called me as a kitten.
Ren: What was her name? Heroin? (bursts out laughing)
[Stimpy laughs with him.]
Cigarettes (angry): No! Goddammit, Ren, quit being an asshole! Besides, my mom's name isn't derived from a drug! Her name was Lucille!
Ren: Only the L in LSD! (continues laughing, now beginning to wheeze)
[Cigarettes angrily pours out the cup's contents all over Ren.]
Ren (angry): HEY! What the hell is your problem, you sick little monkey?!
Cigarettes (irate): I hate it when you pretend you're the greatest thing in the world just because you're a smartass! And I'm sick of it! (looks at Gil) Were you laughing, Gil?
Gil: No. I agree, what he did was uncalled for.
Ren: (to Gil) Your FACE is uncalled for.
Gil (somewhat vexed): (to Ren) YOU are uncalled for.
Stimpy: Ooh! Burn!
Ren: (to Stimpy) Shut up, you idiot.
[Someone knocks at the door.]
Man: I got a free ticket for a...Mr. Cigarettes?
Cigarettes (serene): Yes, sir. I'll be right there.
[Cigarettes goes to the door and opens it.]
Cigarettes: Hello. Can I help you?
Man: Yes, I have a ticket to that Duke Nukem movie with me. (hands Cigarettes the ticket) You can take only one other person with you.
Cigarettes: Wow, thanks dude! Hey, who are you?
Man: You ain't seen me, kid...
[Man vanishes into the night.]
Cigarettes: I ain't a kid. I'm twenty years old.
[Cigarettes closes the door.]
Gil: Who the fuck was that guy?
Cigarettes: Like I'D know. That asshole didn't even have the balls to tell me his name. But that's besides the point. I got a free ticket to that Duke Nukem movie coming out tomorrow! And I can take only one of youse with me!
[Ren and Stimpy immediately try to persuade Cigarettes to take them with him. Gil just stands there and watches.]
Ren: Take ME to the movie. I've always been super cool to you.
Cigarettes (disbelieving): Always?
Ren: Okay, sometimes. But I'm still available for that movie.
Stimpy: No way, dude! I can totally go with you! I've treated you tons nicer!
Cigarettes: What about that time when we were in kindergarten and you blamed me for setting Steven on fire?
Stimpy: Good point...
Cigarettes: I'm taking Gil with me.
Ren and Stimpy (simultaneously) (outraged and surprised) WHAT?!
Gil: WOO HOO!
Ren: (to Gil) Shut up, Gil! (to Cigarettes) Why can't you take me nor Stimpy to the movies? We've been your pals for longer than Gil has!
Cigarettes: At least he treats me like a person and not like a pile of furry turds that not even flies go near.
[Gil runs up to Cigarettes and hugs him out of appreciation.]
Cigarettes (embarrassed and confused): Ey, let go of me. I ain't the hugging type.
Gil (embarrassed): (lets go of Cigarettes) Sorry.
Cigarettes: S'alright. We'll go to the movies tomorrow.
[Cigarettes and Gil head to their room.]
Ren: Stimpy, you know what we must do?
Stimpy: What's that, Ren?
Ren: We've gotta kill Gil in order to get into that movie.
Stimpy: But Ren, he's just a kid. Besides, Cigarettes is right. Gil HAS treated him better than the both of us have.
Ren (tantalizing): C'mon, Stimpy. You know you wanna see that movie.
Stimpy: I do, but I don't wanna kill Gil over it.
Ren: That's a damn shame, because I wanted to see that movie, too. Oh well. I guess none of us will.
Stimpy (giving in): (sigh) Alright, fine. But I don't wanna kill Gil.
Ren: Let's take the ticket tonight while Cigarettes is sleeping. Okay?
Stimpy: Sure thing. (thoughts: I've got a bad feeling about this...)

Things That Piss Stimpy Off

1. Being called "stupid" and "fat".
2. Unfairness.
3. Dishonesty.

Things That Scare Gil

1. When Ren goes completely insane.
2. Anything related to Satan.
3. People and things who killed him.*
4. Whenever his friends want to physically damage him.
5. Being alone in the dark.
6. Ren.

*From this point on in the list, "him" is used in reference to Gil.

Things That Piss Cigarettes Off

1. People who think that Brooklyn is insignificant.
2. Fascists.
3. People who think that he's weak.
4. When Ren gets unreasonably angry.
5. Things that are monotonous for too long.
6. When someone breaks a promise that they made for him.
7. Getting bad service at restaurants.
8. Not getting milk or water whenever he asks for it.
9. People and things who kill Gil.
10. Smokers.

Things That Make Ren Laugh

1. Seeing Gil die.
2. Knowing that people fear him.
3. When someone fails at a tactic.
4. Poorly-executed jokes.
5. The stupid things people do.
6. Scaring his friends.
7. People he thinks have funny voices and accents.
8. Whenever Gil makes a good joke.
9. Gabriel Iglesias.

Things That Get Stimpy Down

1. Seeing Gil die a slow, painful death.
2. Guilt trips (if he accidentally caused Gil's death).
3. Remembering his grandpa.
4. Ren's constant arguing.
5. Not being able to have one day of peace.
6. Being teased because of his odd features (large nose, no tail, etc.)
7. Being forced to do bad things.
8. Knowing that someone's relative died.

Things That Confuse Cigarettes

1. How Gil manages to return with an unchanged memory and looking just fine the day after he is killed.
2. Hollywood.
3. The point of racism.
4. Why Ren teases Gil.
5. Why 99% of modern populations have "Smart Phones."
6. Anything said by John Meshitta, Jr.*
7. Why perverts post pornographic content and other unwanted garbage.
8. Modern society.

*This might not be the correct way to spell it x_x