Things That Please Ren

1. Seeing his friends fear him.
2. Teasing Gil about his mom.
3. Teasing Gil about his indigence.
4. Being treated like royalty.
5. Seeing Gil die/get killed.
6. Torturing his friends.
7. Beating up people who tease him.
8. Threatening anyone.
9. Being around his friends.
10. Getting some moments of quiet.

Things That Get Gil's Goat

1. Getting teased by Ren.
2. People making fun of his home state (Texas).
3. Racism.
4. Knowing that no one remembers how he dies.
5. Pornography.
6. Being called names such as "Stupid cat" and "Dumb ass".
7. Movies such as "The Mechanic" and "The Last Airbender".
8. Poorly-executed and/or overused cliches.
9. Bad movie sequels.
10. Terrorists.
11. Being seen as the youngest of his friends.
12. Superstitions.
13. Having his mom being called a bitch.
14. Fan brats of any given fan base.

Sneak Peek of S1: E1: Car Trouble Script (WARNING: Contains strong language!)

[The four main characters are quarreling over who should drive the car, throwing swears and insults at each other.]
Gil: I can drive better than you guys can! Just give ME the goddamn keys!
Ren: You're only thirteen! You're not even old enough to get laid yet!
[Stimpy attempts to get the keys behind their backs, but Cigarettes notices.]
Cigarettes: Hey! Give those keys back, you fucking fatass!
Stimpy: Never! None of you are responsible enough! And don't call me fat unless you like my foot shoved up your ass!
[Everyone begins punching and fighting each other until they are worn out.]
Stimpy: Why don't we all just drive together?
Ren (coldly): 'Cause that's already been done and would make us look super gay.
Gil: Well, we've gotta come up with at least SOMETHING!
Ren: Shut up, Gil! You're mom's a big fat stupid bitch!
Gil: Stop calling my mom a bitch, Marlin!!!
Ren: And stop calling ME by my real name!
Cigarettes: (chuckles) Your name is...?
Ren: Ay! Shut the fuck up!
Stimpy: What crawled up YOUR asshole and died?
Cigarettes: Dude, that's just gross.
[Gil spots a rat.]
Gil: (looks at rat) (bites its neck to death) Any of you guys want a dead rat?
Stimpy: Aw, fucking HELL no!
Cigarettes: Pass.
Gil: (shrugs) (eats rat)
Ren: (throws up) I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that!
Gil: Well, I'm a cat. I can't eat anything else. All that cat food is basically dried shit in a bag.
Stimpy: Touché.
Cigarettes: Dude, c'mon! Just gimme the goddamn keys!
Stimpy (exasperated): No! I'm done debating this! We're not gonna sleep in our beds tonight!
Ren: Well then where the hell ARE we gonna sleep? In an alley? No fucking way!
Stimpy (still exasperated): We'll sleep in the car, and the keys will be in it!
Cigarettes: You just want the keys for yourself, you prick!
Stimpy (slightly angrier): No, I don't! It's only fair!
Gil: At least you’re putting your judicious side out there for us for once...

First Episode is In Production!

The first episode of the series, titled "Car Trouble," is right now in production! Right now, Daniel and I are considering doing the voice-overs for the episode. Once that's done, we'll only need to animate it, apply the intro, add some sound affects, and then it'll be ready to air!