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Friday, March 25, 2011

S1:E2 Script Preview 2 (CONTAINS SOME LANGUAGE)

Gil: Tell me about...(sees Ren and Stimpy on the couch)...oh my god...
Cigarettes: What?
[Cigarettes looks at the couch, and his eyes widen.]
[The camera turns to Ren and Stimpy, who now have bloodshot eyes and sweat dripping down their cheeks.]
Gil: You guys need to stop playing Contra so much. How far did you get?
Ren (rasping): The Jungle...
Gil: You couldn't get past the first stage!? Here, let me show you how it's done!
[Gil takes Ren's controller and beats the game in thirteen minutes (the scene cuts to the end after Gil has played for 10 seconds).]
Gil: I'm going to my room. (exits the scene)
[Ren, Stimpy, and Cigarettes stare at the screen in awe.]
Cigarettes: Holy fucking shit...
<[End of Episode]>

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