Things That Trigger Gil's "Texan Rage"

1. If he gets pissed off for more than one minute.
2. When someone talks trash about Texas.
3. People calling him a "stupid Texan".
4. If he's hungry for too long.
5. If you pester him by asking him to take off his hood.

Whenever Gil enters his "Texan Rage" state, you can either...
1. Try to help him regain serenity.
2. Take back anything you said bad about Texas and then let him punch your chest.
3. Do nothing at all.
4. Feed him.
5. Quit pestering him.