Things That Get Gil's Goat

1. Getting teased by Ren.
2. People making fun of his home state (Texas).
3. Racism.
4. Knowing that no one remembers how he dies.
5. Pornography.
6. Being called names such as "Stupid cat" and "Dumb ass".
7. Movies such as "The Mechanic" and "The Last Airbender".
8. Poorly-executed and/or overused cliches.
9. Bad movie sequels.
10. Terrorists.
11. Being seen as the youngest of his friends.
12. Superstitions.
13. Having his mom being called a bitch.
14. Fan brats of any given fan base.