Things That Confuse Stimpy

1. Professor Layton.
2. Any complicated tongue twister.
3. Geometry.
4. Why people see him as a fat idiot.

Weekly Question #1 (2/11/11)

What other captions would fit nicely in those speech bubbles? Responses are to be left as comments!


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Why Fridays? Because they're the best day of the week! (In my humble opinion.)

Things That Make Gil Laugh

1. Sexual innuendos (which he calls "Sexendos")
2. When Ren is either dissed or proven wrong.
3. Misspellings and failed English.
4. Siggas, the "Angry Black Man"*


*Black Man is Angry at KFC (Siggas Video)

Stuff Stimpy Says When He's Incredibly Relaxed

1. "Sorry, I'm busy being lost in my mind. Please call again later."
2. "Get me some chicken; I need food for my trip."
3. Any given proverb.
4. "I'm not fat. I'm just awesome like that."

Things That Trigger Gil's "Texan Rage"

1. If he gets pissed off for more than one minute.
2. When someone talks trash about Texas.
3. People calling him a "stupid Texan".
4. If he's hungry for too long.
5. If you pester him by asking him to take off his hood.

Whenever Gil enters his "Texan Rage" state, you can either...
1. Try to help him regain serenity.
2. Take back anything you said bad about Texas and then let him punch your chest.
3. Do nothing at all.
4. Feed him.
5. Quit pestering him.

Things To Do When You Trigger Cigarettes's "Brooklyn Rage"

1. Don't say anything bad about him nor Brooklyn.
2. Try to get on his good side.
3. Don't tick him off.
4. RUN AWAY!

Choose One

Why should you do any one of these? Because if you don't and if Cigarettes unleashes his "Brooklyn Rage" on you, he might beat you to death or something like that. No worries...if you hate your life!

Things That Get Gil Down

1. Whenever Ren yells at him over nothing.
2. Being ostracized.
3. Having major disappointment.
4. Knowing that no one understands what he's saying and thus nobody listens to him.