Some Updates

Yes, Daniel and I are still working on the show. We're just busy with school and other projects at the moment, although we are making progress on the show itself.

I understand that you've been waiting for the show since 2011. It's okay. Thing is, we need to prepare everything in order to properly make the show. I know it's been in development hell for the past 3 to 4 years, but we're taking care of it as fast as we can.

Please stay tuned for more on the show.

UPDATE: This Series Will Be Resurrected

I know I haven't posted anything to this blog in almost 3 years (blame my life for that), but whatever.

I'm here to tell you that there may be a bit of a style overhaul pretty soon. I just talked to Daniel over the phone, and together we revisited this project, which we haven't focused on since 2011. I guess you can say the series has been dead.

Until now.

Now that Daniel will be getting a laptop for Christmas, and now that I have one, and now that we have time to start rethinking this series, you might expect to see this series be resurrected some time soon. Sure, it will definitely not be this year (this kind of stuff takes loads of time), but we could probably start posting new stuff about the show next year.

I've seen plenty of episodes of South Park during the time this series was on hiatus, and after looking back at some of the episodes I originally thought of, I say it's time for a style overhaul. We'll keep some of the original episodes, but others will be changed into something else (especially "Aw-Shits!", because I seriously think an episode making jokes about the Holocaust will be too far even for me...).

I appreciate your patience.

~Gil

Things That Svën Likes To Do

1. Singing the Swedish National Anthem.
2. Just having fun.
3. Being with his cousin Ren.
4. Telling stories about his life in Sweden.
5. Making people feel happy about themselves.
6. Speak in Swedish (and sometimes German)
7. Eating anything that isn't hamburgers.
8. Acting randomly at random times.

ERROR

Deepest apologies. Production has been postponed due to technical difficulty. Be patient, it will take a while.

Happy Birthday, Daniel!

Today is the 14th birthday of the show's co-creator, and voice actor for Ren (and sometimes Stimpy), Daniel Golden!

S1:E2 Script Preview 2 (CONTAINS SOME LANGUAGE)

Gil: Tell me about...(sees Ren and Stimpy on the couch)...oh my god...
Cigarettes: What?
[Cigarettes looks at the couch, and his eyes widen.]
[The camera turns to Ren and Stimpy, who now have bloodshot eyes and sweat dripping down their cheeks.]
Gil: You guys need to stop playing Contra so much. How far did you get?
Ren (rasping): The Jungle...
Gil: You couldn't get past the first stage!? Here, let me show you how it's done!
[Gil takes Ren's controller and beats the game in thirteen minutes (the scene cuts to the end after Gil has played for 10 seconds).]
Gil: I'm going to my room. (exits the scene)
[Ren, Stimpy, and Cigarettes stare at the screen in awe.]
Cigarettes: Holy fucking shit...
<[End of Episode]>

Ren and Gil's Friendship/Conflict (More Detailed)

Ren has beat up Gil numerous times in the series, though only so many of them are officially planned out by the script writer, Gilbert Martinez. Below is a list of the times Ren has beat up Gil that have been planned out by Gilbert. They are not in chronological order.

1. In "Car Trouble," Ren starts mauling Gil because Gil didn't know how to stop the car. Ren even attempted to kill Gil by slamming his head through the driver window.
2. In "Justin Bieber Arrives In Houston," Ren mercilessly bludgeons Gil to death with an oar in Gil's bedroom due to performing with Justin Bieber.
3. In "Aw-Shits!" Ren cripples Gil by beating him with one of the camp guards' guns. The guards approve of the fight and do nothing to aid Gil. Gil is left with a black eye, multiple bruises and cuts on his arms and body, and bite marks on his arms and face.
4. In "Paw," one of Ren's booby traps is activated, and thirty steel rods impale Gil, thus killing him.
5. In "The Fucking," Ren kills Gil by cutting into Gil's chest with an axe.
6. In "Inventors," Ren beats Gil to death because Gil played "Happy Happy Joy Joy" out loud in front of him and actually had him like it.
7. In "Rabies 'R' Us," a rabid Ren bites Gil, and the rabies kills Gil in a few seconds.

However, despite the many times Ren has beat Gil, sometimes to death, Ren truly does care about Gil.

1. In "Funeral," Ren hugs Gil when Gil learns about his grandfather's death as Gil cries.
2. In "Relations," Ren tells Gil that he really does care about him. His words move Gil to tears.